Beware traders and traffic in Cairo

IMG_0158THEY said we only needed two Arabic words – La shukran, meaning No thank you.

But the Egyptian street traders paid no attention, so we tried No in English, repeated a million times. Beseiged by street traders at every tourist spot, we soon learned the ropes.

‘It is a present’ means it’s free but the giver expects a present in return. Preferably money.

‘Maybe later?’ is the question raised when La shukran finally seems to work. But we soon discovered that agreeing to ‘maybe later’ actually constitutes a contract to recommence negotiations on the return trip from wherever you were going.

Personally my negotiation skills are abysmal. It’s a family joke that I end up suggesting and paying more than they asked in the first place. My son, who was travelling with us, reckons that the jungle drums were at work and word was out… try that man there, he’s a soft touch!

Trader tips

  • If you want to buy, decide what you want and how much you want to pay. Then the bartering can be fun.
  • If you don’t want to buy, avoid eye contact and try La shukran.

Cairo has 28 million people, most of them in cars or at least on wheels of some kind. Motorcycles, bicycles, carts, buses, taxis. The roads also carry horses, donkeys, with or without carts, and people, with or without carts. Not to mention camels.

Together, this moving mass of humanity turns a seven lane highway into 12 or more lanes. Travellers change lanes with blatant disregard to those alongside, in front, or behind. With a tolerance of millimetres, how the wing mirrors survive is beyond me.

When there is a collision, there is also an argument which draws the attention and involvement of bystanders and fellow travellers. All of which adds to the general congestion. Of course, no one is seriously hurt because none of these modes of transport is travelling fast enough to cause serious injury.

Much more likely, at least for a Westerner, is the chance to die of starvation while waiting for an opportunity to cross the highway. The fact is, there is no such opportunity. Eventually you realise that you do as the locals do and simply step from the kerb, enlist the aid of the merciful Allah, and steadfastly make your way to the central reservation. The traffic, you find, will simply swerve around you. Of course, you need to go through the whole heart-stopping exercise again to get from the central reservation to the other side.

Each time we passed a certain spot, I swear I saw the same very elderly gentleman marooned on that central reservation. It looked as if he were growing older minute by minute.

Traffic tips

  • Take a rickshaw. It’s comfortable and you have time to look down the bustling side streets down which you are not likely to venture.
  • If you are in a taxi, close your eyes.
  • If you must become a pedestrian, cross the road when the locals do. Stay close.

Len Horne

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